Batman: Arkham City - Secret Penguin Audio Tape
Penguin: Strange, don't think you've beaten me. Strange: I just thought we could both benefit from a little talk, Mr. Cobblepot. Penguin: Don't try that psycho mumbo-jumbo with me, Strange. I'm not like the other crazies. Strange: Of course not. After all, considering the... challenges you've faced. Penguin:Challenges!? What freakin' Challenges!? You're not better than me. No one is. I own this place. Strange: Well, to be clear, I allow you certain freedoms but, let's continue. Why do you feel the need to own anything? I believe it is a mechanism to compensate for some childhood inadiquacy. You were friends with the Waynes, correct? Penguin:I was. Til someone did the world a favor and blew the brains out of little Wayne's self-rightious parents. I was laughing for weeks. It still brings a smile to my face. Strange: And you think that's ok? Penguin:Ok? No I don't think it's ok... I think it's bloody Hysterical! Hahahaha! That family destroyed mine. What happened to them, well, it couldn't have happened to nicer people.
Strange: Take a seat Mr. Cobblepot. Penguin: Wait now, Strange. Strange: I wanted to talk about your apparent hatred of the Waynes. Your outburst last time was most interesting. Penguin: It's simple really, I don't like the sneaky little bastards. Lookin all high and mighty cause someone killed mummy and daddy. Strange: Most people look upon him with sympathy. Penguin: No they don't, they're jealous. Jealous of his money, his cars, his women. He lost me sympathy when he vanished from the city. I can't tell you how much I hope he's visiting his dear mum and dad. Strange: Where do you suppose he went? Penguin: How'm I supposed to know? Strange: Let us move on, then. Penguin: No. It's time that you do something for me. Strange: And what is that? Penguin: Here's a list.